====== Excuses List ======

(Suggested by Neil Bransfield) - Please contribute your own

  - I don’t usually paddle well on days that end with the letters "d-a-y".
  - I Q-Tipped my ears last night, and went too far into my left ear so my balance is off.
  - I'm really trying to focus on my catch. I'll worry about top speed later
  - What do you mean by catch? I’m new to all of the paddling largon
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