This is just a small sample of the injuries that Bellingham paddlers have incurred on Mtn. Bikes (our local ER folks call them murder bikes)…

• Circa 2015
  • Ancient Murrelet Tumble
  • Clavicle Hill
    • Do You See A Pattern Here
  • Third One's The Charm
• Circa 2025 (given enough time we forget, plus now there is the allure of e-mtn.bikes)
  • The Next Generation (80+ yr old youngsters)

(for uninjured paddlers)

• Profiting from Injury
• …

Mammas, don't let your old surfskiers go up the mountain biking
Don't let 'em pick trails or ride an old bike
Else they'll have to go to doctors and lawyers and the like…